Living alone with the lazy girl #27

Is it true that watermelons are just water and sugar? Making them very very very evil cos sugar makes you fat and the water just makes you bloated. Evil Evil Evil. And I just bought 2 mini-watermelons and 4 peaches. The key to eating watermelons with lotsa seeds is to swallow EVERYTHING. hahahahahahahah.....easy peasy.

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So how does the lazy girl know it's time to change the bedsheets?
Ans: When she wakes up in the morning, stares in the mirror and finds pimples!!! AARRRGGHHH!!!!

So off I went with a mission to get new bedsheets from IKEA. Thankfully I managed to get classy vanilla coloured ones with complimentary khaki pillowcases. And I found these...


Left-right or right-left?

They're supposed to fit both feet. But after trying them on it felt WRONG. There is definitely a lefty and a righty. No two sides of a uni-shape slipper is alike. wuahahahha....