I'm evil because God is evil

My stomach cramps are giving me shite. It's not mind-numbing-can't-do-anything-but-lie-on-the-bed pain. It's just slow-methodical-drive-me-crazy pain.

I feel like screaming at people.

Oh. I think I just did. Spoke very loudly in a discussion with my colleagues.

Shite.

God created cramps for women. He's evil.
I'm a girl/woman (half-half), so I'm evil too. Fuck (especially for sounding so autocratic & fickle).

But then He created gelatos, sunrises, nice unpolluted breezes, alcohol, fireworks and trees.

Fine. Maybe He's just sadomasochistic.