Caught in the Act

I have a confession to make. Secret, shameful obsession with online tabloids.
But the paparazzi really scraped the bottom of their barrel with this.

"Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, lunching with her daughters at Asia de Cuba in L.A.'s Mondrian Hotel. They feasted on black bean-and-chickpea dumplings."

Unless I get to eat this, I don't really care. I just wanna see picchures, picchures, picchures!!!