Mysteries at airports while having flight delay

I've been getting constant beeps through those metal detectors. Either I've been getting more than my fair share of iron from veges (which I doubt it), or my hidden identity is the million dollar woman and I'm not aware of it. Though, both rule me out in saying this - balls of steel brudder, balls of steel.

Water is the main differentiator between class. Economy serves normal 2RMB water but business class lounge serves air-vee-ahn. Other than that, everything looks the same. How do I know this? Snuck myself into the business class lounge by dae-ng the SIA ladies, "no internet connection how?" Buahahahahha....they just gave me a nice blankie, wait till they discover I'm only economy. *update* Man beside me is drinking perrier! Absolutely abhorrent over the blatant decadance *mock horror* how can he be classier than me?!!!