Cleo's Eligible Bachelors

I was flipping through Cleo's most eligible bachelors issue and was most unimpressed with the 'eligible' bachelors' answers. Most of them when asked what about a girl would wear to turn them on, answered "black/red/sexy/lacy lingerie". Either they watch too much porn (my usual response especially when guys say girls like blow jobs) or they have had inadequate experiences in that department. I may generalise, but eligible bachelors of 2006, please show me more dimensions to your character. The current ones are sounding as one dimensional as they magazine page they're featured on.